“Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are still peddling the same old format.”Read on for the critics' full verdict on last night's TV.

Relocation, Relocation, C4
“Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are still peddling the same old format and pretending the only thing stopping people from buying half a dozen houses all at once is their fussiness over little details.”
Andrea Mullaney, The Scotsman

The World's Cleverest Child and Me, C4
“It was impressive but creepy.”
Tim Teeman, The Times

Grand Designs, C4
“I have a hatred so deep for Grand Designs that I told my editor that, in all fairness, I should recuse myself from today's television writing rota.”
Lucy Mangan, The Guardian

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