“They’re all having it off now.” Read on for the verdict on last night’s TV.

MISTRESSES, BBC1

“While past plots have raced away like global warming last night’s episode was like watching continental drift in real time… Get on with it, girls.”
Andrew Billen, The Times

“Well, that didn’t last… They’re all having it off now… I’m glad we’ve got the old Mistresses back.”
Alice-Azania Jarvis

UNDERCOVER BOSS, CHANNEL 4

“A programme that seems to have forgotten the original spirit of mischief in which it was created… This show has turned into a soppy fairy godmother affair.”
Matt Baylis, Daily Express

BECKII: SCHOOLGIRL SUPERSTAR AT 14, BBC3

“Like the episode of the Simpsons where Homer’s face appeared on the side of Japanese cereal packets.”
Andrew Billen, The Times

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